May 2012
hotbabysitter:
lindsaylohanthony:
who got this footage of me
you’re a 13 year old white gay boy, not a 10 year old black girl, sit your ass down.
crzyblackidd:
“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback
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chris-who:
barackfuckingobama:
zeldea:
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
sexymittens:
whosthisdouchefag:
classyprostitute:
vvelvvet:
yepperoni:
do you guys remember that episode of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
so calm as they get doused
omfg
im cryinhg oh my ogd
Ms. Frizz
you dance
as the children get covered in semen
why Ms. Frizz
why
Actually, I think I was better off before I saw Zac Efron’s penis.
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occupyallstreets:
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I love holding hands. It’s pretty much my favorite.
We stopped freaking out about the “Oh my god, women want to wear pants!” thing a...
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An e-mail to my mother:
knabenhaft:
MOM. JAMIE SAID WE CAN’T GO TO LUNCH UNTIL WE FIX THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND BECOME DEMI-GODS AND COUNT THE STARS. Actually, he said, “Hold off on lunch until we get some of this straightened out.” What are you eating?
I think she will understand the severity of my situation.
I miss you.
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Sue has a Coach lanyard.
what.
just why.
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